"PENSAMIENTOS DOLIENTES DE UN ANDALUZ".

“MEDIDAS DE PESO ANDALUZAS”.
“La Mijilla, La miaja;
¡¡Un Guevo!!...
¡¡Y la JARTÁ!!”.

“¿Te duele mucho Pepe?..
Una mijilla cariño”.

“Esto pesa mucho Manolo.
Una miaja Fernando".

"¿Cuanto te ha costado el coche Manolo?...
¡¡Un guevo Pepe, un guevo!!”.

"¿Fue mucha gente a tu cumpleaños?...
¡¡Una jartá tio, una jartá de gente!!”.

"Guti, un andaluz".

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